randomness


I caught you staring at me,

you had the question mark stare,

why me?

you were trying to understand,

what is the niche?

I caught you staring at me!

  1. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.
    Hmm, did you know the mentally ill think they are OK in their world? Is there a litmus paper for this test?
  2. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
    Isn’t that the way it works, or there is another way?
  3. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
    Did not get it, but I thought it was a thought to share.
  4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
    I am a victim; where do I subscribe to get a film?
  5. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
    No pun intended!
  6. Earthworms have five hearts.
    What happens when it has a heart attack?
  7. Footprints of astronauts who landed on the moon should last at least 10 million years since the moon has no atmosphere.
    NASA jibu swali.
  8. Fathers tend to determine the height of their child, mothers their weight.
    Does that include the height of the goods? Just asking.
  9. Watching television can act as a natural painkiller for children.
    Gay Sponge Bob; maybe!
  10. There are 333 toilet paper squares on a roll of toilet paper.
    I beg to differ; too much idle time in the bathroom during #2 especially when there is no magazine to read.
  11. The most fatal accidents occur on Saturday.
    Are we blaming the drunks, or is this contributed to the need to get to the club before they open bar is over? Was Diana rushing for something?
  12. Dry fish food can make goldfish constipate.
    Kuanga serious! Will Andrews liver salt work?

If you find yourself stumped as to what constitutes infidelity, you need to picture your partner doing the same thing with another person. Then admit whether or not that would upset you. It’s all relative.

Nina-reminisce

  • TV started @ 4pm.
  • Singing the Multiples every morning 1 X 1 equals 1; 1 x 2 equals 2… etc
  • Joy Bringers was the highlight of Sunday afternoons.
  • Remember URTNA? Always looked forward to the plays.
  • Coke is it! Coca Cola is it!
  • Weekend movie was a forbidden; and if you watched it, you were a superstar on Monday.
  • There used to a noisemaker’s row; I was a victim.
  • Sheng just hit the streets: spleng, avungas, so and so are pushing.

Good times A Gwang!

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This is all Modo Tipo‘s and Archer‘s shauri. Ashindwe!

  1. Obsessive-Compulsive: Things have to done in a specific manner at a specific time. That is wishful thinking because everyone is different.
  2. Embrace: Don’t judge others. I give everyone the benefit of doubt despite what others may say about them. Everyone is unique in their own little way.
  3. Word of honor: We are all responsible for the commitments we make. I hold strong my utterances; at least I try most of the time. Who said I was perfect? But I try!
  4. Open Minded: Ready to entertain new ideas, new way of life, new adventures and etc.
  5. Knowledge: It is the key to my life. Jack of all trades, and a master of none. I read anything and everything, even though I don’t understand squat!
  6. Impatient: I am so time conscious, and I get mad at myself when I am late for anything. I used to work for a company that penalized us when we were more than 59secs late. Imagine that!

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